May 26 2013, 9pm
"Care about people’s approval, and you will be their prisoner."
— Lao Tzu (via demeraldese)
May 24 2013, 8pm

this is literally what i have been saying since i was born
four for you Pope Francis, you go Pope Francis
I’m so happy right now.
May 24 2013, 2pm
I feel like somewhere in the distance there is an actual white boy laughing at me.
…You’re European.
Therefore you are white. Jeeze. *Puff.*
I’m going to take this opportunity and say that Iberia is now a continent and therefore we’re legally… daaark white.
And I’ve got a time share on Venus I’ve got to show you one day. *Dismissive wave.*
Aa— sshh, ssh, we visit Mars first.
*Thats not even in the same direction- But he didn’t want to sound like a nerd, so. *
You’re white, España.
May 24 2013, 2pm
I feel like somewhere in the distance there is an actual white boy laughing at me.
…You’re European.
Therefore you are white. Jeeze. *Puff.*
I’m going to take this opportunity and say that Iberia is now a continent and therefore we’re legally… daaark white.
And I’ve got a time share on Venus I’ve got to show you one day. *Dismissive wave.*
May 24 2013, 1pm
Maybe I should go tanning. I mean. I mean, come on, I’m not pale, right—
Spain, when my people saw yours they first thought you were the pale white men with beards whom Quetzalcoatl predicted would destroy our empire and replace our religion with another.
You’re white.
May 24 2013, 1pm
I feel like somewhere in the distance there is an actual white boy laughing at me.
…You’re European.
Therefore you are white. Jeeze. *Puff.*



